~ REDNECK TROUT ~: January 2010

Quarterly Quotes ~Spring 2010~

There are types of just about everything in the world- Yellow Labs and Golden Retrievers...but not Golden Labs;
Floaters, Drifters, Waders and Bank Casters...all Fisher people; Trout all about us...Browns, Brookies, Cutts and Bows;
Sinkers, Floaters, Spinners, and Trollers...all Fishing types;
A fishing pole or a Fly Rod...If I had to choose what if would be, I definitely would have my Golder Retriever with me wading
in a beautiful native cutthroat stream with my fly floating drag-free perfectly presented at the end of my fly rod.

Redneck Trout

Saturday, January 16, 2010

A Fly Fishing Lie

Ever talk to your friends about things you have done and made them sound like your an expert? I probably have more times than I should...but, it was a lot of fun at the moment. Probably one of my biggest hoaxes is in regards to going Steelhead fishing.

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WINTER 2010
Little Timmy's Trout...Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What'cha doing, Tim?" "My pet trout died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a little trout, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your dumb cat."

FALL 2009
Only one man could catch fish No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man.The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?"

SUMMER 2009
JEFF FOXWORTHY'S Top 10 Reasons you might be a Redneck Fisherman:
10. You have more fish on your wall than pictures.
9. You're raising catfish in your bathtub.
8. Your wife has earrings that you use as fishing lures.
7. You've ever combed your hair with a fish scaler.
6. You video tape fishing shows.
5. You recieved a tube of crickets as a wedding present.
4. You keep bait in your refrigerater.
3. Your boat hasn't left your driveway in years.
2. You've used your fishing license as a form of I.D.
1. YOU HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S FISH.

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